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OMG a student called me “ma’am” today and then my heart shattered into a million pieces. 

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

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Things I watched this week:

  • Anna (3/5): It was pretty terrible but the last 20 minutes are slightly spooky so w/e. I like Tessa Farmiga she does creepy good and she has the best hair. It is exactly what the trailer advertises but there is a slight twist at the end that is dumb. 
  • Along Came a Spider* (3/5): I’v seen this movie before and once the twist is known, it’s not the best rewatch. But that twist man. I think I first saw this movie when I was a lot younger so I was completely blindsided by the twist. I like to think I would be able to spot it now. But I like Morgan Freeman as Alex Cross. 
  • The Skulls (1/5): This is one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen. One woman (love interest) and the Black guy dies (providing motivation for white hero man). It’s about a secret society that Pacey (yeah Pacey is in it that’s why I watched it) wants to be in but then his friend dies so he wants to expose them for their terribleness. It’s full of plot holes. Oh early 2000s, what were you?
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Product Review: Lancome Hypnose Mascara “Doll Eyes”
I got this from my mom. It is the only mascara I’ve ever used that does what it’s supposed to. It separates and lengthens. It makes you look bright and not tired and open-eyed. The wand is tapered so it gets all the tiny lashes. It washes off easily which I really like. 10/10 for doing what a mascara is supposed to do. 
However, it costs over $30. There is no way in hell I would ever actually buy this for myself. $30 for mascara? I know you dreamin’ Lancome. 

Product Review: Lancome Hypnose Mascara “Doll Eyes”

I got this from my mom. It is the only mascara I’ve ever used that does what it’s supposed to. It separates and lengthens. It makes you look bright and not tired and open-eyed. The wand is tapered so it gets all the tiny lashes. It washes off easily which I really like. 10/10 for doing what a mascara is supposed to do. 

However, it costs over $30. There is no way in hell I would ever actually buy this for myself. $30 for mascara? I know you dreamin’ Lancome. 

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depressingly-optimistic:

Topkapi Palace rose garden

depressingly-optimistic:

Topkapi Palace rose garden

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Hummingbirds Pack A Colorful Punch

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theawesomefarm:

Dizzee Rascal | I Don’t Need A Reason

This video is insane. Peep the cinemagram style. 

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I’ve been thinking about my favourite commercial from the 90s and it has to be this one. 

I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT. CHICKEN TONIGHT