I worked out this morning instead of at night like I usually do and it’s really throwing me off. I am tired and antsy at the same time. I normally sit down to write at 9 but I was doing crunches and flailing my arms at the time. Now I’m trying to sit down and it’s really not working. (Might have something to do with I just don’t want to write the next part cuz mah...
Not to brag but I just had the chance to order pizza and I got a salad instead I better lose like 15 pounds just from making that choice.
Life update: I burned my wrist on hot hot carrot soup I broke a plate (after breaking a mason jar last night) My tongue is still messed up, like royally messed up And I’m bleeding from the vagina
Worst Things in the World: The Human Body Edition
Tongues Tongues are a seriously disgusting part of the human body and let me tell you why. They just loll about in people’s mouths, pressing teeth into bad positions, creating bad breath, and just looking all around nasty. But Sam, tongues help me eat food and talk. Eat soup. It’s delicious and does not require a tongue to ingest. And you could stand to talk less, yapper. Last...
I put nutritional yeast on my kale chips and
it’s the best
Oh God I am uncool. I went out tonight with my parents tonight for my Dad’s birthday to a nice restaurant. It was a Mediterranean place where everything is fish, one lamb dish, one duck, and one steak. There was one vegetarian dish which was gnocchi made from ricotta cheese - yeah, a rich as fuck food when made normally with potatoes, but yeah why not just make if from cheese? My stomach...
arwenlalaith: when you have the perfect picture in your head of how you want your story to turn out and then you actually write it and
buttholeos: an old lady nearly ran me over as i was crossing the street and she rolled down her window and said “get out of the road!” and i said “this is a crosswalk lady. the walk sign is on” and she threw five dollars out of the window like that is equal to my LIFE
Sometimes I take a sip of my drink but I get excited and tilt the glass too high and the drink spills passed my lips and onto my chin and all I can think is, “whoa there, partner”
I was really productive today. Not in areas that are actually helpful in my real life, but in other areas.
Jay Gatsby was black: an explanation
pollums: So let me explain this theory for those of you who haven’t heard it before already. The Great Gatsby is a story of a man that makes his fortune bootlegging and throws countless magnificent parties all in hopes of attracting the attention of his old flame Daisy. But it’s really a story about insurmountable class barriers. Daisy will never be with Gatsby, no matter how much she claims...
vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating