December 2009
Andy: Hand me that water. I always say, ‘beer me.’...
bathroomwindow:
http://insertwittyurlhere.tumblr.com/
November 2009
tiresome:
Modest Mouse - Gravity Rides...
fmylife:
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
She deserves every bad the she gets in life.
“(865): You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed...”
fmylife:
Today, I found out there was a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
FUCK YOU THAT IS AWESOME!
I JUST GOT A CRAVING FOR PANCAKES.
fmylife:
Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, “clubbin with my hoe.” FML
CONFESSION: I COULD WATCH THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS ALL...
if you having girl problems...
bathroomwindow:
you should probably talk to one of your parents
“The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to...”
– Robert Ebert’s review of New Moon does not start well, and it doesn’t end much better, either. Some other favorite quotes:
‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ takes the tepid achievement of “Twilight” (2008), guts it, and leaves it for undead.
How white [Edward’s] skin, how red his lips. The decay of...
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll...”
– http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
“I saw New Moon last night. It owns my life.”
– FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
“(512): you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to “man...”
Lady Gaga should rewrite Paparazzi as "Validate...
boggle:
(via sistermarymartha)
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me
Vali-validate me.
Reblog all the drivel and heart your shit, it’s kinda creepy. Vali-validate me.
Promise I’ll be kind, but I won’t stop until you follow mine.
Maybe you’ll be famous, book deal or some press but I’ll need
you to vali-validate me.
GUEST SPEAKER?
me no want. ENOUGH GUESTS DAMNIT!
