December 2009
WATCHING HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE.
fmylife:
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, “I’m taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop.” I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
New Years Resolutions:
On Tumblr:
Be a bigger asshole
In real life:
Be a bigger asshole
shut up.
razzle-dazzlerose:
shit still happens, regardless of the year.
Stop being all like, “2010 will be a better year” or “Things will be better for me, now it’s 2010”
It won’t, years are just relative terms for measuring time and stuff.
/rant
Agree.
drunken pet peeve: if you're gonna talk about LOST...
(via carinaavila)
So much LOST today.
I started The Hunger Games today. So far is fucking rocks.
(845): felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over...
Oh boy, there is cleansing going on!!!!!!!
First day of the cleanse diet went ok. There is pizza in front of me and I really want some. I can’t feel any cleansing going on, but hopefully I can tomorrow.
Miss Congeniality is on!
When you diet, all you want is snacks.
I’m reading The Lovely Bones right now. I don’t see the big deal.
SECRET JOY: FARTING AT WORK.
fmylife:
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
Deserved it.
I’m watching LOST right now. Kid-Ben is so fucking creepy.
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Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?
Ninjas. They have professional training, pirates have scurvy.
Ask me anything
I FUCKING LOVE BRAD NEELY.
Oh btw,
scream-samantha:
my friend and I saw a Justin Bieber look alike the other day. Every time he walked by I was all “JUSTIN BIEBER!!!” and finally my friend got annoyed and was like “are you going to say that every time we see him?” and I’m just like “WELL YUH! I can’t just say it one time!”.
Lamest thing ever. But it definitely made my night.
First the Jonas Brothers and now Justin Bieber??...
garymotherfuckingoak:
the top 1% of the population of the USA owns 40% of the wealth
the bottom 40% owns 0.2%
now tell me capitalism works
THAT is how it works.
Silly pants.