WATCHING HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE.
fmylife: Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, “I’m taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop.” I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
New Years Resolutions:
On Tumblr: Be a bigger asshole In real life: Be a bigger asshole
razzle-dazzlerose: shit still happens, regardless of the year. Stop being all like, “2010 will be a better year” or “Things will be better for me, now it’s 2010” It won’t, years are just relative terms for measuring time and stuff. /rant Agree.
drunken pet peeve: if you're gonna talk about LOST...
(via carinaavila) So much LOST today.
I started The Hunger Games today. So far is fucking rocks.
(845): felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over...
shbaldwin: The Martyr | Cursive Get on that...
Oh boy, there is cleansing going on!!!!!!!
First day of the cleanse diet went ok. There is pizza in front of me and I really want some. I can’t feel any cleansing going on, but hopefully I can tomorrow.
Miss Congeniality is on!
When you diet, all you want is snacks.
I’m reading The Lovely Bones right now. I don’t see the big deal.
SECRET JOY: FARTING AT WORK.
fmylife: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML Deserved it.
nedhepburn: Meat Loaf “Bat Out Of Hell” _____ ...
I’m watching LOST right now. Kid-Ben is so fucking creepy.
Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas? Ninjas. They have professional training, pirates have scurvy. Ask me anything
I FUCKING LOVE BRAD NEELY.
scream-samantha: my friend and I saw a Justin Bieber look alike the other day. Every time he walked by I was all “JUSTIN BIEBER!!!” and finally my friend got annoyed and was like “are you going to say that every time we see him?” and I’m just like “WELL YUH! I can’t just say it one time!”. Lamest thing ever. But it definitely made my night. First the Jonas Brothers and now Justin Bieber??...
garymotherfuckingoak: the top 1% of the population of the USA owns 40% of the wealth the bottom 40% owns 0.2% now tell me capitalism works THAT is how it works. Silly pants.