October 2009
Today, my friend and I drove to the Burger King drive thru. My friend asked if...
September 2009
Today I learned that a Bishop can have a mythical diocese. Even though it would be impossible, I would like to be the Bishop of either Hogwarts or Narnia. Thanks Catholicism.
SOMEONE FARTED.
THE BACK OF ISLAM CLASS IS A TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST.
I am never bad-mouthing tights as pants again.
kall-e:
they are really effin’ comfy.
however… I will probably not go out in public wearing them… unless I’m at the school on the weekend, or late at night.
Dude I totally agree. They are so comfy, but totally embarrassing to wear in public.
Yesterday my friends gave me a life sized cutout of Ron Weasley. Today my dad...
GOAL: GO TO EVERY CLASS THIS WEEK
omg I want tattoos
kall-e:
ok, so I still want to get my orange lilly tattoo… but I got the idea of getting a solar system tattoo too… that would be effin’ awesome.
would you get Pluto?
DON'T EVER TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE DANRAD
yerawizardharry:
YOU’RE LYING THROUGH YOUR TEETH, BITCH.
Seconded.
TENTATIVE ISLAM ESSAY TOPIC: EARLY ARCHITECTURE
The Biggest Loser is going to make me cry.
Q: Does that make me a loser?
A: yes.
JK Rowling has a twitter. I might actually have to start using mine now. When Jo does it, it is officially cool.
Today I got that dreaded message: you are dangerously close to running out of space on your computer. I then went on a massive purge of music I don’t listen to anymore/pictures I hate. Is there anything else I should go for?
Today, I tried to throw my wrapper into the trash can from a distance but...
SPENCER REID. PIMP AS ALWAYS.
LEAKYCON
So there’s this thing called LeakyCon in 2011 that I really want to go to. It is a Harry Potter conference put on by the Leaky Cauldron and they say it is going to be held near Universal Studios when the last movie is coming out. I AND EVERY HARRY POTTER FAN NEEDS TO GO! I am already saving up, but if you feel like throwing any cash my way…I won’t stop you ;)
At the last...
FETUSES ARE SO FUCKING CREEPY
CONFESSION: I SAT IN THE BACK TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM...
The Lonely Island
bearjewfacts:
Wrote the song “J**z In My Pants” because that’s what happened when they first saw The Bear Jew.
via Paige [86]
THANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT MONSTERS OF FOLK PETER
10554.) I want James McAvoy to come and fuck me.
(via blogsecret)
This was the first thing I saw on my dashboard. I said, “INDEED” out loud.