January 2010
SCRANTON, WHAT?
hammerito:
kryscross:
THE ELECTRIC CITY.
Try and get me to not reblog this. Just try.
FUN FACT: Two years ago, the city commissioned a painter to do a mural on the side of the I-81 offramp into center city. The painter spelled it, “THE ELECTIC CITY”, and no one noticed for two weeks.
Call poison control if you’re bit by a spida
But make sure it’s covered by your health-care...
fmylife:
Today, I discovered that my roommate uses her twitter to complain about me. FML
O God, she found out?!?
fmylife:
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald’s. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML
Hey look they published my FML!
Have you ever had the sneeze-fart?
i'm such a loser compared to everyone i know...
stfukthnxily:
(via toothpaste)
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grease is on vh1 . . . i just want to watch my...
(via shescalledpika)
You did not just diss Grease, bitch I will cut you.
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We’re whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune.
(904): i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care...
(via flickflickflicker)
I’m going to Old Navy today because they’re having a 30% off sale. You get 30% off if you wear red/Olympic shirts. Weirdest sale ever right? I’m not complaining.
FASHION SHOW COMING!
Holden Caulfield will always be my secret...
Tonight in film class we’re watching Cleo 5 to 7. It’s French existentialism at it’s mother fucking best. Fuck yes.
Be jealous.
(I’m really bored so get ready for a lot of posts from me, but you love me so it’s OK)
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Yup, I talked in class today! I got my checkmark, take that last week me! Take that you stupid shy bitch! Even though I totally garbled the word “culture” twice, I don’t give a shit.
I GOT MY MARK.
People are roasting marshmallows over a candle in...
Freaks or geniuses?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Films to be...
fuckyeahhptrio:
Warner Bros has announced that it will release the last two “Harry Potter” films, based on the “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” book, in 3D. This news comes soon after the studio announced that the remake of “Clash of the Titans” will be also be released in 3D. In fact, the 3D-conversion tests have been going so well that Warners couldn’t resist converting the new “Harry...
i honestly cant picture girls having sex. i really...
hooopla:
kianavarela:
heyveli:
i think of girls as pure, innocent beings. i cant imagine them defiling themselves for the pleasure of someone else.
i can only imagine guys doing that sort of thing, and not just because im gay either. guys just have this dirty grimy thing to them, that they dont give a shit for sex. because they dont, if it has a hole they’d fuck it. it’s nothing to them
i...
Imagine Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows in 3D!
How did I not know there is a new Vampire Diaries?...
Come on people, you gotta tell me this stuff!
NOT IMPRESSED
kall-e:
bot only is it 6:45am and I have to be awake to get ready for my 8:30 class, but one of my roommates (and I’m pretty sure I know which one…) left an asshole-remark on the whiteboard by the kitchen.
one of the guys left a note that says clean the kitchen, but by the time I saw it the kitchen was already clean, so I wrote a little thank you underneath… (mind you, it wasn’t entirely clean...
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The Catcher In the Rye (book-a-minute)
Holden Caulfield: Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.