February 2011
That awkward moment when the manager, Bevin,...
thespacecowgirl:
That point in writing an essay that you pat yourself on the back for every sentence you write, be they good or bad.
My cousin got engaged over the weekend. It’s pretty cool but I’ve only met her finace once, I wish I knew him better. I didn’t think I’d be going to a wedding for a long time, so it’s nice to know I’ll be going to one in the next year. Ugh I am such a dork for weddings and wedding stuff even though I think it’s so silly.
January 2011
Bright Eyes Album Stream
gurry:nothingsoundsbetter:
Possibly because of it’s early leak, Bright Eyes have made their new album, The People’s Key, available to stream in full in advance of its February 15 release. I haven’t listened to Bright Eyes in ages, but the good reception this album has received has me intrigued.
You can stream the new album here.
- Kevin Michels
I don’t think I’ve conveyed my...
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I heard that there's a class action against Taco...
because their beef isn’t all meat. I worked in a meat factory for 2 summers and let me tell you something:
ALL THE GROUND MEAT YOU BUY ISN’T 100% MEAT.
The meat factory I worked at did all sorts of stuff. It would get big slabs of beef, grind it up for ground beef or a butcher would get it up for things like steak. It you ever want to hear something disgusting just ask me about how...
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It’s always obvious when there’s going to be an election in Canada
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the government is trying to avoid having to call an election.
I’ve seen so many anti-Liberal ads on TV lately,
attacking Ignatieff
“he hasn’t been in the country”
BLAH BLAH
Nobody loves Canada so shut the fuck up and get off your high horse Conservatives
Every Canadian political...
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how to wake up the first time your alarm goes off:
bringtheruckuss:
Just follow these steps and
you are guaranteed to jump right out
of bed the moment your alarm goes off!
eat a breakfast with whole grain toast or a high fiber cereal and fruit, blueberries are great.
eat a light high fiber lunch with little to no meat or dairy.
for dinner have some mexican food and two or three high fiber bran muffins.
set you alarm for 7 am.
chase a...
I will never have children because I hate them
On the bus this kid was screaming
SCREAMING
He was all warm in his snow suit- doesn’t he realize that it’s colder than Satan’s balls outside? Children don’t know what they need to survive
Then when his poor mother was putting him in his stroller to get off the bus, his dumbass screams louder.
NIGGA SHE GETTING YOU OFF...
I was thinking about this all morning...
afgavinstan:victoplasm:
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
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O M G
The end of the piece of shit story is FUCKING HILARIOUS
I swear I’m going to come up with some moralistic story and claim that it’s science or some important person said it and...
I am not built for the adult world
I try to get up at 8 but I always end up getting up at 9
Normal adults get up so much earlier than that
I am dead tired at the end of the day
I get home at 6
I eat whatever’s in my way
Jesus knows I’m going to by 500 pounds by the time I’m 30 because of this
Then I lie in bed and think about all the work I have to do but am not doing...
Day 4 - 7 Things you want to say to one person
You’re delicious
Aromatic
Bitter
Sweet
You go with breakfast and dessert
You make me poop
Coffee
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throwingpenniesontheground:
being grown up
isnt half as fun as growing up
a.k.a
drinking all day isnt as fun as it should be
but the first season of rock of love was still pretty good
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Lawd, "William, Kate and 8 Royal Weddings." Thank...
samann:sullivanforever:
lmao XD
Good Buddies
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So, I am freaking out with HAPPINESS! Wut wut!!
So, remember how there’s no chance in hell that I’ll get into grad school because I can’t get letters of recommendation and my GPA is slightly below average?
Turns out that doesn’t matter.
I looked at colleges and Seneca has a Library program! It’s two years just like a masters program. Obviously, I’d be getting...