honey & smoke

Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....

• Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
• Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
• Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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• A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
• H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
• A: Dad this response is really getting old
• H: TWO HEADMASTERS
• A: Yes, I get it two hea—
• H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
• A: Da—”
• H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
• BRAVEST AND WISEST”
• TWO OF THEM”